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Last week was a nightmare for me. A fox came into the kitchen on two different afternoons and if my human had left my wet food the fox ate it. Infuriating! It sleeps on top pf the sheds – I saw it on top of the Swiss Chalet (my human calls it that) shed whereContinue reading “Day 531”

It was sunny again today! Straight after breakfast I went up onto the roof and there was that bloody fox again. I had to lie there for the rest of the day to keep my spot – apart from meal breaks, of course. The dog next door kept barking and I think it wanted toContinue reading “Day 508”

Today was sunny! After breakfast I went into the garden and up the wall onto the kitchen roof. What did I find in my favourite place? A fox! That is my place! My human opened the window on the roof and the fox wasn’t happy and it disappeared into the ivy. I sat in myContinue reading “Day 507”

I have been sleeping a lot for a long time. It has been very cold. I have a routine for cold weather. I sleep on the top floor guest bed over night. I get up with my human. I get my breakfast, elk biscuits and some sort of wet food – different flavours each day.Continue reading “Day 506”

Today is the day she puts on the fire downstairs and does strange exercises on a mat. A nice woman’s voice comes out of a light box on the sofa and sometimes it says my name too. Anyway we had an hour of arm waving and body going up and then down, then I hearContinue reading “Day 402”

My human got up at the usual time, fed me, looked around, and then went back to bed. In the end I had to go and get her. I wanted some action. Snaky thing play, open the front door for me to go out and sniff, open the back door for me to go outContinue reading “Day 401”

It’s cold and wet and the fire is on in my human’s lair. Even so, I’m bored. I can scratch behind the sofas. I have already done the scratch on that new post she has got for me. I’m not going to repeat myself. Anyway I am fed up with the treats she gives meContinue reading “Day 400”

I like playing with my shiny snaky thing under the tassels on the rug. My human makes the rug move and I clutch at the rug with my claws and – there it is underneath. Better than a mouse. The problem is my human gets bored and goes and sits down and watches a movingContinue reading “Day 399”

My human has started staring at the screen again. She didn’t do it for a few days. I want her to brush me down my back and under my chin. Failing that I want her to get off my chair so I can get on it. I have told her I want that or IContinue reading “Day 398”

Lot of visitors in the last few days! I should have seen that coming because there was lot of noisy cleaning with that big monster with snakes coming out of it. (My human made a lot of sounds which sounded like me when I am fed up!) The garden is too cold to stay outContinue reading “Day 397”