Day 400

It’s cold and wet and the fire is on in my human’s lair. Even so, I’m bored. I can scratch behind the sofas. I have already done the scratch on that new post she has got for me. I’m not going to repeat myself. Anyway I am fed up with the treats she gives me for scratching that post. What else can I do? I can scratch the stair carpet under the toys which smell nice. She rubs one of them round my cheeks, very pleasant. What am I going to do with myself for the rest of the day? I can get under the chair I am not supposed to scratch and give it a good kicking underneath. Perhaps I’ll do that.