Visitors! That first human smelled of wool animals and the skin of cows. I heard them talking about her ‘farm’ in ‘Australia’. She went after two days, I sulked but no-one took any notice. My human washed sheets and changed duvet covers and ran that awful hoover machine all over the house – I hate that machine… and then another one came. He smelled of plastic and hot metal… they talked about flying and vaccination and tests …. I was fed up, I stopped eating and using my litter trays…