My human spends a lot of time sitting on a chair which turns round and round. She stares hard at a white screen for hours, sitting on this strange chair. However it is black and quite suitable once I have scratched it up a bit so I like curling up on it. Anyway, when I tell her to get off, quite loudly, she tells me ‘No!’ I am not happy about this.
I go and beat up her arm chair which she sits in when she is watching another screen in the evenings. I can get underneath this one and claw it with my back legs. Very satisfying. I’m doing really well at destroying her sofas as well. Gotta keep my claws in working order.
Black Cat Stan 